The door slams behind you
Your footsteps getting fainter one by one
And suddenly it hits me that this means
We're really done
And I can't help feeling
Like I should be feeling
Like, some pretty strong feelings
But I'm not
'Cause it's like you ripped my heart out, but like
Really gently, and with my permission
And you took good care of it and then returned it to me
In nearly mint condition
And now that we're over
I've been thinking it over
If I could do it all over
I wouldn't
'Cause breaking up
Made a lot of sense, it was
Best for us
Under the circumstance, and it
Hurts, but not that much
And we're still sort of friends, 'cause
Neither of us did anything that shitty...
The house is so quiet I can
Hear the echoes of my own heart beating
And it's honestly kind of perfect 'cause I've been
Really meaning to catch up on my reading
So I order a pizza
And I don't put mushrooms on the pizza
("Mushrooms are gross, Debra!")
And then I eat the whole pizza
To myself
You had always said that you and me
Were gonna be in love forever
But that must not have been true because
We are clearly no longer together
So you must have been lying
But you weren't really lying
Because you didn't know you were lying
At the time
And breaking up
Made a lot of sense, it was
Best for us
Under the circumstance, and it
Hurts, but not that much
And we're still sort of friends, 'cause
Neither of us did anything that shitty...
And even if I still think that you're pretty...
We still have to live in the same city...
So I won't throw away our friendship for
A chance to look at titties
Breaking up
Made a lot of sense, it was
Best for us
Under the circumstance, and it
Hurts, but not that much
And we're still sort of friends, 'cause
Neither of us did anything that shitty...