lyrics
Let me tell you 'bout the woman I'm in love with
She's the type of pretty you'd compare the stars above with
All around the world, there's nobody else I'd pick
Yeah, she's the only one who gets me horny in the dick
I try to fall asleep at night, but my baby's got me wired
I know I need my beauty rest, but my boner isn't tired
I've tried warm milk and counting sheep, but nothing does the trick
In the morning I'm still wide awake and horny in the dick
I know it's silly to obsess the way I do
But I can't help but wonder if she gets horny for me, too
I went to see the doctor, said "You gotta fix this junk!
My heartbeat's beating doubletime, my brain's all full of gunk!"
The doc said "I can't help you, son, 'cuz you ain't even sick,
You've got a chronic case of being horny in the dick."
(OR: No one's found a cure for being horny in the dick)
I went to the churchhouse, got down on my knees and prayed
"Oh Baby Jesus, if you pleases, won't you take these blues away?"
A preacher man walked up and said "Hey kid, what are you, thick?
Jesus doesn't love you if you're horny in the dick."
My mama taught me to show everyone respect
And that's why I haven't told my honey that I got a big chubby and I'm horny as heck
Oh my darling, I'm so in love with you
It's got me so horned up, I don't know what to do
But if you feel the same, by some great stroke of luck
I'll take your hand in marriage, so that God has to let us fuck
You got me, you got me horny in the dick, baby
You got me, you got me horny in the dick
You got me, you got me horny in the dick, baby
You got me, you got me horny in the dick
credits
from
The Grandma EP,
released May 20, 2016
Recorded, mixed and mastered by Mitch Holtby.
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