Damn, girl! You lookin' so fine with your big blue eyes
And skin the colour of a sweet yam, girl!
You look like you'd like to look like you tan but don't
How do you know Pam? She speaks highly of you
Thinks I could love you, and you'd get along with my family
But let's wait and see, 'cuz first I gotta work out if you're right for me

What are your thoughts on Starfox 64?
Have you ever just straight rocked out to
The Lord Of The Rings instrumental score?
Have you ever eaten a hot dog off the floor?
Did you feel like the jokes weren't quite as strong
In Arrested Development Season 4?
'Cuz I did... and I've got standards

Geez, girl! The way you rock that Audio Rocketry t-shirt
Got me on my knees! You make me wanna treat you right
Take you home tonight and make you mac and cheese
Put Sriracha on it, maybe watch some Monty Python
You know I love John Cleese! But before we get to that
I got a couple questions that I have to ask

What are your thoughts on Starfox 64?
(It's the fuckin' best!)
Have you ever just straight rocked out to
The Lord Of The Rings instrumental score? (Yeah!)
Have you ever eaten a hot dog off the floor?
(Ooo, it's probably still good!)
Did you feel like the jokes weren't quite as strong
In Arrested Development Season 4?
(repeats, along with:)

I gotta know if you're right for me
Before we move this too fast
So tell me did you think it was weird when
Michael J. Fox's mom hit on him
When he got to the past in Back To The Future?
I know she didn't know that he was her son
But it was still pretty damn gross
And why did they hire that rapist to be their
Manservant, or whatever? It was pretty fucked up
And I didn't get it...

And I've got standards